cash game action at locals poker club – the win in the willows TOOT! TOOT!
for regulars it was going down the hole – living in/on/off the dole
3 cash cow sirens spreading all you can sit and eat feast of big fish on the tables TOOT! TOOT!
excitement at that big drop off/in/up/down the hole onto the floor of the dole
Toad of Toad Hall perched edged dangling over legs/cigar/hopes/wit/stakes/bankrolls/gambling/fortunes/insanity/thehole HOOT! HOOT!
Is it One’s turn already?
Is it my Turn to go down the river into the sinking feeling hole – another One bites the dust?
but ToAd knew poker was the dangle of the angle
a few more twisted and turns later. I, Mr ToAds have backed myself into a right royal poker wall
has One helped dig my own grave? and desperately dug slit trenches
watch out for chArlies in the trees SHOOT! SHOOT! FOOK! FOOK!
the Toad’s house of cards foundations built on the power of the ToAd! ToAd! failing back down to slit hope trench FOOT! FOOT!
money – hard physically earned to some – at stake – a fortune to some. some to fortune a stake not earned physically to hard. that ToAd – POOP! POOP!
just playing with the family fortune but what a sole fortune to lose – in a legacy of monied scions expected to live by gamble their gift life to the full – not the whole home and state of the family.
with no way to earn his soul fortune ever again BOO HOO
not with that real work to BOOT BOOT
hunkered down in his poker apocalypse now trench – previous planned ToAd skirmishes not survived 1st/2nd/any contact with enemy forces
a couple of sneak attacks had left him in the slit my own throat TRENCH TRENCH
What would Sir Granddaddy say/do… cogitate?
Apart from YOUNG Toad! HIM! is the only Young Toad! THAT is the harvest from One’s loins?
Cogitate/masticate/concentrate/attack on full stomachs to BOOT! BOOT! LOOT! LOOT!
Another One mite bite the dust? POOT! POOT! Over the TOOP! TOOP!
ToAdo family had/would always want to be upgrading TOOT TOOT
wanted toAdAlly all
ducking/diving/waiting for Your Ladyship luck signal to launch my counter offensive
the bigdaisycutter appeared from thehole as human star destroyer of poker rebel scum. her attack delta creating chairquake – that strange sideways shuffle higher height/effort over distance
at the ryanairpokerclub – the loss in the dross – her sailing rig size would have had to pay extra blind berthing per round
My little ToAdy liked sitting looking thin next to her
is she the portent? certainly a 4tent size. time for plan To4d?
good evening my young bigdaisy cutter sarky
less of the young my good ToAdum pole
?how is our poker marie antoinette
and i hope they choke on it
not a chance with either of us here
When the ToAd came home!
famous for not being
in a world where Toad of Hall was famous for not being – for not not being good at things
not in society/own control
here he was Toad of all. ToAdx.
this drove people to madness/tilt – why/how/why can Toady be good at something/poker – POOP POOP
how/why/why/when/who/would/why it have to be that most testicles v testicles thing!
why ToAd! why not Toad??
why Toad of ToAd Hall!
they introduced him to poker knowing it surely had to be later introduced as former Hall of Toad
clip/win one of his wings – sink/empty his full boat house – back door beat his full hall – downgrade to toad of house
that Toad in our servitude
the win in the willows
ToAd of ToAd Halls
ToAd of poker halls
TILT! TILT! You Sir!
i AM Sir ToAd.
When the To4d came home!
suckers! TILT! TILT!